Posts Tagged ‘Willy Wonka’

Wonka Redux

Published September 21, 2009 by Molly

Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was published in 1964. The movie starring Gene Wilder (tag line: “It’s Scrumdidilyumptious!”) came out in 1971. A second version hit theaters in 2005. Which is all to say that the story of a loony inventor revealing his sugary trade secrets to a bright young kid holds a certain perennial appeal.

Part of this allure lies with the story’s masterful structure: part mini-bildungsroman and part fairy tale, it combines adventure, supernatural phenomena, moral perils and a grand journey. Some of the story’s greatness is also due to the inventive genius of Roald Dahl. And part of it––a large part––stems from the concept of magical candy. Who doesn’t love magical candy?

Katrina Markoff is a real-life Willy Wonka of sorts, if Wonka was a globetrotting woman who trained at Le Cordon Bleu. Markoff’s company, Vosges Haut-Chocolat, specializes in exotic candy bars meant to be nibbled in the tiniest of savoring bites (no Violet Beauregards allowed.) The Black Pearl bar––speckled with ginger, wasabi and black sesame seeds––tastes like the result of Wonka running wild in a sushi restaurant. The Habana bar is crunchy with plantain chips (Wonka-Goes-To-Cuba), and the Enchanted Mushroom bar, with Reishi mushrooms and walnuts, is like a chocolatey trip to the forest floor.

If it all sounds weird––well, it is. And that’s definitely not a bad thing.

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Grāpple Day

Published July 9, 2009 by Molly

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The rubrics regarding food have traditionally been things like nutrition, deliciousness, and convenience. Advances in food science over the past fifty years, however, have added a new requirement in innovations: novelty. It is no longer enough for a food to taste good and store well. It must also raise eyebrows, stimulate the imagination and provoke spasms of delight.

These are foods like Go-Gurt, bacon chocolate, liquified cheese in a tube, Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! Choco Donuts cereal, energy bars flavored like carrot cake, and Gatorade in flavors like “Be Tough” and “No Excuses”. If the average grocery store carries 47,000 products, there’s a good chance that you’ll come across at least a few hundred items that will make you say “whoa”. It’s true.

On the higher end of the food spectrum there’s molecular gastronomy. And somewhere in the middle are Grāpple® brand apples, a Willy Wonka-esque product consisting of fresh crunchy apples that are engineered to taste like grapes. Yes. This is not fiction! Grāpple® brand apples launched nationwide in 2004, to the mixed delight and confusion of schoolchildren and novelty food bloggers everywhere. The company describes its product as “similar to biting into a very sweet Fuji apple, and then swishing your mouth with concorde grape juice.”

Being exceedingly curious about such a product, I contacted one of the owners and Head of Marketing and Media Todd Snyder for a quickie questionnaire:


Where did the idea for Grāpple brand apples come from?

The apple industry has been looking for new tastes for many, many years. But the only way of accomplishing this (when thinking ‘inside the box’) was to cross popular or unique apple varieties with other prominent apple varieties. This creates apples which have a tarter taste, sweeter taste, blend of sweet/tart, different textures, colors, etc., but doesn’t combine taste treats of non-apple flavors or products which may very well be outstanding in combination.

Think of the different types of Peanut Butter…crunchy, or creamy — but one day this flavor was combined with Chocolate, and this combination was amazing!

Thus, our R & D department at our family business, C & O Nursery of Wenatchee, Washington, began extensive testing of flavoring apples. While many items (different flavors, different apples), produce different combinations – some very good – the combination of Fuji with Grape was a truly outstanding taste experience — totally unique in the fruit/apple world.

Awesome! How are Grāpple brand apples made?

While there are many steps involved (I can’t go into specifics due to the patent application), the basic process involves bathing a specific type of apple for a specific period of time, under a strict set of other criteria. At no time is the apple injected or punctured in any way.


What’s your favorite way to eat a Grāpple?

Fresh out of the warehouse – nothing finer!


If you could combine the tastes of two other fruits, what would you combine?

I’ll say Pineapple with Coconut – cuz I like Pina Coladas! Great taste without the alcohol.

Gross-Out Candy Round-Up

Published May 5, 2009 by Molly

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Dang. They need to sell this stuff in movie theaters. Who wants Junior Mints when you can have (from left:) Gummy Boo Boos Scab Candy, goo-filled Zit Popper gummies or Wurmz and Dirt? The gross-out candy economy has a predictable spike once a year on Halloween, but some of the industry’s goods are too delightful to reserve for special occasions.

Some favorites–not pictured–include Box of Boogers, Tower of Sour Liquid Candy Urine Samples (”Wait until people see you drinking your own pee pee sample…. you’ve never had so much fun with a medical container”) and Chocka Ca-Ca Chocolate Baby Diapers (”Inside, every diaper cradles an adorable surprise…a luscious chocolate TURDLE!”)

YUMMERZ.